Thursday, March 20

Sauron rebuilds his smashed empire with more evil allies!

After many months away from the Shire, I returned from my travels across Middle Earth, to see that the power of Sauron was still being felt, long after the Previous Summers battle. After the battle of the 3rd May 2007 many of us knew that although the Battle had been won - the war was far from over. As reported in some of my last entries 'Gollum' had sneaked away from the Battle, although wounded and mourning the loss of his mate on the battlefield - he had returned to his dark lair to hatch his return with his new 'lie spinners' Gothmog & Wormtongue. (New Actors for the second part of our trilogy) Many months had passed and during this time secret meetings with Sauron had been held to plan the return of the Orc Army to the Shire.
Sauron, a former Elve Officer within Helms Deep had been banished into the wilderness by the Witch King and Saruman in 2002 - although driven insane by the rejection, his over riding goal is the destruction of the Elves and the Fellowship, so strong is this desire, a pact with his former enemies was a price worth paying for Shire wide domination.

Wormtongues plan, endorsed by Sauron was to adopt a strategy of scare mongering and Lie's throughout the Shire. An Orc patrol, led by Gothmog was tasked with the delivery of a Golden Parchment (Focus leaflet) across Aston District - the document toxic in it's vitriol and negativity.


The scribblings are a masterclass in its conception, a heady concoction of lies deliberately designed to mislead: Before I had warned that the Lib Dem commanders had been given explicit instruction from their former Chief of Staff to 'lie shamelessly and stir endlessly' Their newest Commander in Chief (Calamity Clegg) had also adopted this mantra and viewing his forces from afar he was proud that his foot soldiers in the Shire were following his orders to the letter. Lib Dems, like a piece of Blackpool Rock have 'Lie shamelessly and stir endlessly' running through their very core.

'Elves Shut 'Your' Swimming Pool Gollum hissed as he rushed around the suburbs of Edoras (St Annes), The 'Out of Focus' parchment failing to tell the truth that the Fellowship of Elves was a long way down the path of delivering a much improved scheme that would see the residents of the Shire able to relax and bathe in comfort and safety within the Shires Capital.


At a meeting in Mordor (Kirkham) Legolas had persuaded former Orc Sympathisers that, being masters of their own destiny would be the best way forward and that by reclaiming their baths from Orc control was the best plan of attack. The Baths at Mordor had been an importantly outpost for the Witchking and her Ringwraiths for many years, the pincer movement by the Elves on the night of the 3rd March had routed the Orc's and opened up a glimmer of light for the Villagers held captive in the Orc's Mordor stronghold.
The re-building of the Shire has begun, yet the Elves have to be on their guard more than ever as the network or spies and Orc Lie Cells being put together by Wormtongue and Sauron will attempt to poison followers of the story for their own 'dark' gain.
My return to the Shire has been timely - the campaign will be hard and the 'Battle for the truth' long and arduos, my quest as the webmaster will be to ensure that the Shire does not fall into the hands of Gollum, Sauron and the Witch King