Thursday, March 20

Sauron rebuilds his smashed empire with more evil allies!

After many months away from the Shire, I returned from my travels across Middle Earth, to see that the power of Sauron was still being felt, long after the Previous Summers battle. After the battle of the 3rd May 2007 many of us knew that although the Battle had been won - the war was far from over. As reported in some of my last entries 'Gollum' had sneaked away from the Battle, although wounded and mourning the loss of his mate on the battlefield - he had returned to his dark lair to hatch his return with his new 'lie spinners' Gothmog & Wormtongue. (New Actors for the second part of our trilogy) Many months had passed and during this time secret meetings with Sauron had been held to plan the return of the Orc Army to the Shire.
Sauron, a former Elve Officer within Helms Deep had been banished into the wilderness by the Witch King and Saruman in 2002 - although driven insane by the rejection, his over riding goal is the destruction of the Elves and the Fellowship, so strong is this desire, a pact with his former enemies was a price worth paying for Shire wide domination.

Wormtongues plan, endorsed by Sauron was to adopt a strategy of scare mongering and Lie's throughout the Shire. An Orc patrol, led by Gothmog was tasked with the delivery of a Golden Parchment (Focus leaflet) across Aston District - the document toxic in it's vitriol and negativity.


The scribblings are a masterclass in its conception, a heady concoction of lies deliberately designed to mislead: Before I had warned that the Lib Dem commanders had been given explicit instruction from their former Chief of Staff to 'lie shamelessly and stir endlessly' Their newest Commander in Chief (Calamity Clegg) had also adopted this mantra and viewing his forces from afar he was proud that his foot soldiers in the Shire were following his orders to the letter. Lib Dems, like a piece of Blackpool Rock have 'Lie shamelessly and stir endlessly' running through their very core.

'Elves Shut 'Your' Swimming Pool Gollum hissed as he rushed around the suburbs of Edoras (St Annes), The 'Out of Focus' parchment failing to tell the truth that the Fellowship of Elves was a long way down the path of delivering a much improved scheme that would see the residents of the Shire able to relax and bathe in comfort and safety within the Shires Capital.


At a meeting in Mordor (Kirkham) Legolas had persuaded former Orc Sympathisers that, being masters of their own destiny would be the best way forward and that by reclaiming their baths from Orc control was the best plan of attack. The Baths at Mordor had been an importantly outpost for the Witchking and her Ringwraiths for many years, the pincer movement by the Elves on the night of the 3rd March had routed the Orc's and opened up a glimmer of light for the Villagers held captive in the Orc's Mordor stronghold.
The re-building of the Shire has begun, yet the Elves have to be on their guard more than ever as the network or spies and Orc Lie Cells being put together by Wormtongue and Sauron will attempt to poison followers of the story for their own 'dark' gain.
My return to the Shire has been timely - the campaign will be hard and the 'Battle for the truth' long and arduos, my quest as the webmaster will be to ensure that the Shire does not fall into the hands of Gollum, Sauron and the Witch King




Sunday, April 29

The 3rd of May - Experience the final Battle for Helms Deep

40 Elves had started the quest to save Helms Deep, the final attack on the Elven Strong hold had been fierce, after a four year struggle this would this be Sarumans finest hour? The Elves were prepared for the hardest battle ever in their quest to protect and save the Fylde, they were fighting for Coast and Countryside! Aragorn and the fellowship rode out to meet their destiny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQPFwgQi8z8&mode=related&search=

The clash began as dawn broke of the 3rd, Eleves attacking Orc positions in a brave attempt to force the mutant invaders from the Shire once and for all, Orc's had planted imposter's in the safe enclaves of both Edoras (St Annes) and Erec (Lytham) , their task to bring guerrilla attacks to the Eleven Heart lands. As expected the fighting in Mordor was the bloodiest, brave Elven Lt Proctor was badly injured from a venomous swipe of the Witch Kings sword, but he will survive to fight another day. Elves Welsh, Oldfield and Mitchell managed to break into the inner sanctum of Mordor and have now set up a permanent stronghold in the Privy Council of Mordor, this small heaven, prepared by the villagers of Mordor will act as the operational heart of an Elven fight back in Mordor.

Areas now under the protection of the Forces of Light:

Ansdell Village: 3 Elves

Central Village: 3 Elves

Clifton Erec (Lytham): 2 Elves

Fairhaven Village: 2 Elves

Freckleton East & West encampments: 2 Elves

Heyhouses Village: 3 Elves

Kilnhouse Village: 3 Elves

St Leonards Village: 2 Elves

Park Village: 2 Elves

St John's Village: 2 Elves

Warton & Westby Villages: 2 Elves + Elve sympathiser

Medlar with Wesham Village: 1 Elve

Staining & Weeton Villages: 2 Elves

Areas under Occupation by the Forces of Darkness:

Ashton Village: 3 Orc's

Clifton Village (Erec): 1 Orc

St Johns Village (Erec): 1 Orc

Fairhaven Village: 1 Orc

St Leonard's Village: 1 Orc's

Park Village: 1 Orc's

Elswick & Lt Eccleston Villages (Isengard): 1 Dark Lord

Freckleton East: 1 ( Elven Sympathiser)

Freckleton West: 1

Kirkham Nth Village (Mordor): 2 Orc's + (1 Elve Sympathiser)

Kirkham Sth Village (Mordor): 2 Orc's

Medlar with Wesham Village: 1 Orc

Newton & Treales Village: 2 Orc's

Ribby with Wrea: 1 Orc

Singleton & Greenhalgh: 1 Orc

The battle raged through the night and into the 4th - the final struggle was fought within Erec. As the forces clashed some brave Elves were lost, but many Orcs had been driven from the Shire for ever! The webmaster suspects that this will not be the final figure?

The battle has been won, the fellowship has survived the Orc offensive with Aragorn's forces strengthened. Across middle earth the elves had defeated the Orc masses, the neighbouring territories coming back under Elven protection.

The fellowships quest is far from over, new characters may now well become a part of the diary, both Saruman, the Witch King and Sauron have been defeated for now, but, they are still out there!!!

Will the story continue???

Sunday, April 22

Chapter 14 - The Armies Clash tis the final battle

The last battle for the Precious has begun, the two thousand year quest for the precious is now drawing to a close, Saron, Saruman, Gollum and the Witch King all working together to defeat the Elves and to deny the Elves the precious. Frodo has protected the fellowship and fought many battles alongside Aragorn, the journey has been a long one, and this week the Hobbits may well be called upon to help the Elves defeat the Dark Forces :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr_i2w0W-ZM&mode=related&search=

Gandalf and Eomer had spent many days in the saddle to get to Mordor with the urgent dispatch for Villagers. The document contained vital plans for the re-building of the ancient fort, should the Orc's be defeated on the 3rd. The plans show how Elven Taxes could be spent and clearly outlined how light would be directed onto the market square in a bid to make the environment as uncomfortable as possible for Orc's. The Witch King had sent Urik-Hai troops to try and head Gandalf off, but he had managed to break through the Orc Lines. The previous dispatch issued by Gandalf was intercepted by Orc sympathisers and they hurriedly convened a meeting of market traders to try and undermine the Elven plans for a Traders Summit in Mordor. The Elves are used to Orc's tactic of adopting Elven pledges as there own. As a recruiting drive to the ranks of the Dark Forces the Witch King and her second in command, from the Dell sector of Mordor have stolen EVERY Elven pledge and have tried to pass them off as their own. The Elven detachment detailed to help the resistance in Mordor have been fighting hard, Elves Welsh, Oldfield, Proctor and Mitchell have fought hard to prepare the way for Aragorns army. Orc's leaders which sit on the privvy council of Mordor had used a little known weapon known as the the Mordor Advertiser, to try and disrupt Elven progress in the dark forces stronghold. The advertisers content was cunningly written by the Council commanders of Mordor, the article designed to cause maximum damage on impact, these 'dirty weapons' are an Orc speciality. Elves are used to countering their effects and the villagers of Mordor have been given a valuable insight into how low the Orc's can stoop in thier desperate attempt to hold on to their final territory.

Both Legolas and Elrond have taken up positions in the Wesham sector on the outskirts of Mordor, the clash with Gothmog drawing closer.

Aragorn and Elve Hyde having almost cleared the Heyhouses sector of Edoras of Orcs and Gollums sneaks, will join the Elves in the final attack. The next three nights will see many clashes on the road to Mordor and the final battle field. In the coming days the tactics will be to disrupt the witch King and panic the Orc soldiers now massing in the Plenoor fields.

Legolas and Gimil will meet the Rohirrim forces, rendezvousing with Aragorn, the journey to Mordor will be dangerous, no one knowing what they will encounter as they pass across the boundary from Gondor to Mordor:

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The Elven Commander of the Southern Sector of Mordor, Elven Lt Proctor has suffered many sling and arrows from Orcs this week, the Witch King swooping over her territory is suspected os spreading half truths about the brave Elve. Lt Proctor is fearless in his quest and his troops are ready to retake Mordor South, but the witch king will fight to the death. Venom, fire and brimstone will be her weapons of choice. The witch king can be beaten Eowyn has taken on the King before and in their last encounter, the battle of the housing department the witch King was driven from the walls of Helms Deep.

Final orders are in place Aragorn now leading the final charge on the gates of Mordor, the Elven detachment within Mordor is out numbered yet could hold the key to the retention of the precious, on the eve of the 3rd Aragorn will lead the last attack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgSdiX0kDI&mode=related&search=

King Theoden and the Rhohirrim Cavalry have already arrived on the Southern outskirts as the Forces of Light and Darkness stand face to face. As the first battle begins, Gandalf, already in Mordor faces the Witch King for the final time?.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDVvUnhEs_g&mode=related&search=

There is just one chapter remaining what will the future hold for the Shire? Many dispatches of support have already been received within Helms Deep, but will the forces of positive be enough to defeat Sauron and Saruman once and for all? The 4th is the day of reckoning!

Friday, April 20

Chapter 13 - Chronicle of the 19th April - The final March begins

Ancient Map of Middle Earth http://www.ititches.com/middleearth/me.pdf

The great barrier being proposed in the neighbouring Kingdom of Rhun (Preston) has villagers worried this week, the great river Anduin starts high in the foothills of Rhun with the waters running from the mighty Iron Hills in the East. The waters are a vital key to life for man and beast across middle Earth. Snaking it's way through the four main Kingdoms of Middle Earth Rhun (Preston) Rhovanion (Wyre), Lindon (Blackpool) and finally ending its journey at the sea in Gondor (Fylde) The mouth of the mighty River opens up into the Celtic Sea. Elrond the Elven Lord from Westminster is keen to protect all aspects of the Shire, the the mighty river is the life blood of the Elf haven of Rivendell. Sauron was also recorded in the Chronicles, a rare event when the Dark Lord puts his own name to a statement!! However in his Dark way he managed to spread worry by claiming that Rhun would stop the waters flowing into the three Kingdoms and would also build a trading link across the Anduin to the South Port, the throw away remark designed to panic villagers in Erec and Edoras. Aragorn had sent a rider to the King of Rhun (Cllr John Collins) to request an audience.

The Elven river of gold has failed due to the lack of rainfall in Edoras, Elf Wilson had spent many weeks preparing the Capital for the annual celebration of blooms yet the gods have not sent the annual April showers! the drought could also affect the green fields in Erec, the Elves will have to be wary that Orc's do not try and use the Chronicles to blame the Shires stewards for the browning of the Green this year.

An army of Metal steeds arrived in the Capital of Gondor this week. The 6000 strong army arrived from all over middle earth to the new annual festival of Ridesafe. The motorised hordes of the race known as 'Bikers' are regular visitors to Gondor and Edoras and bring with them vital trade and currency for the Kingdoms traders. Aragorn himself a master of the metal steed may well call on this nomadic race on the 3rd?

As opposing forces marched across middle earth Saruman had been hiding in the Shadows, whilst Sauron had again fired up the Counterbalance to keep Orc soldiers supplied with a weapon known as negative spin. The negative spin is used to great effect by Orc's in luring unsuspecting villagers into the darkness. The Witch King had also used the weapon against Legolas and Elf Proctor, detachment commander in Mordor South sector. The Witch King had tried to undermine the Commander by spreading untruths about the Officers Elven credentials and his claim to be from the Shire, the witch is suspected to be behind a dispatch sent to Elven Leaders in the Palace of Westminster! The evidence of Orc involvement compelling! The skirmishes in the Southern sector of Mordor are becoming increasingly bloody, Legolas had also been involved in a brush with the King of Mordor, her ambush was sprung using the weapon known as the Standards Board. The Witch King had already claimed the scalp of one Elve, five summers earlier using this cruel weapon. Although one of the King's preferred weapons of combat the Elves had learned to counter it's effect through battle experience. Legolas this time using the weapon on the King herself.

The detachments in the Mordor have fought hard all week, pushing back Orc forces and freeing Villagers from their negative spells. The Portal opened by the Elve detachment in Mordor is sending out a beacon Light for villagers to follow to the rallying points. http://www.kirkhamtory.info/ The numbers of new recruits to the Light are swelling and many villagers are now preparing for the final push on the third.

Gandalf has spent many days regaining his strength after fighting his way through the Kiln House sector. His task is to again set out for Mordor with another powerful message for traders, the final clash with the Witch King will be devisive, the Fellowship is now ready to drive the Witch King and her followers from Mordor once and for all.

The Diary is now legendary the quest draws to a close, the future of the Shire is in villagers hands:
http://www.movie-list.com/l/lotr-supertrailer.html

Wednesday, April 11

Chapter 12 - Sauron sponsors another Orc's Portal

As the opposing forces marched ever closer to the final battlefield the skirmishes in the towns and Villages across the Shire have increased. Elves have been out on the streets across the Shire warning villagers to be aware of Orc incursions. The Witch King and her fellow Ringwraiths have been unmasked by Sauron in an attempt to give a human appearance to the witches coven. Sauron's Counterbalance had been working overtime and in his desperation to counter the Elves Portal, Sauron has financed another FIG mind weapon targeted towards Mordor. The Elves see this as a final attempt to build support for the Dark Forces.

Villagers must be aware of the cyber opening at www.fyldeindependents.org.uk The Ringwraiths listed have some Lieutenants missing?? but the main characters from the Elves Site are there! This portal again proves Saurons influence on the Orc's and more importantly reinforces the Elves 4 year campaign to show villagers that the FIG are still operating within the Shire and are a united force or GROUP. The site has been enlightening for the Elves as Saruman warned of the massed ranks of FIG's marching across the Shire on the 3rd. It appears that just the Witch King and her loyal wraiths remain??

Aragorns own portal www.heyhouses.com has in recent weeks attempted to counter the content of the FIG site in an attempt to open the minds of villagers in Mordor.

The FIG site spun by Shelob using the words of Sauron, is full of inaccuracies and is deliberate in its attempt to sound Elvish, beware! After many hours of reading the various texts available and researching the truth I hope to unravel the facts for all followers of this adventure: Saurons commandments expose the depth of the Orcs hate for Elves and the Fellowship and their sole commitment to retaking the precious.

The first statement shows the pact amongst Orcs "We share a Vision" This commandment makes the reader believe that those members of the Council outside of the fellowship have no say? This I have reported on many times, highlighting the fact that 100% of all decisions taken by Aragorn and the other 7 members of the fellowship have been recommended and accepted by the Elves and Orcs prior to a final decree being made. The fellowship only enacts the Councils wishes. The fellowship only make urgent command decisions, for example Gimils decision to allow the riding of steeds on the Coastal bridle path.

"We are not a political party" those that have followed the Elves diary will know that to be false. Perhaps they are not committed enough to pin their colours to the mast, but this statement means that they will put their own sectors (Wards) in front of a collective benefit to the Shire. The decade of decline in the Shire came as a result of Orc commanders failing to make a decision on anything. Consensus is a much lamented myth and villagers will agree that to get a collection of 51 individuals to agree a way forward is impossible. Hence the decade of decline.

"We do not hold caucus meetings" is another pledge in the Orc tablets of deceit. The Battle of the Budget was well reported. Saruman and the Witch King held court with many Orc's prior to the Battle to discuss their tactics. The Orc's met until recently, each month, the shadowy meetings only being halted by Saruman after descent in the ranks and the escape of the Hobbits back to elven lines. This episode caused much discontentment within the Orc ranks with rumours that the Orc Commander was plotting to overthrow Saruman.

"We are totally opposed to the cabinet system at Fylde" Again a pledge of convenience by Saruman. Both Saruman and the Witch King were in full support of the fellowship (Cabinet) system when they accepted a seat within the court of Helms Deep offered by Aragorn. For a year they moved freely around the Deep receiving the bounty of 3500 gold pieces. Twas only through Aragorns suspicions being proven, that the two were passing vital Elven intelligence to the Orc's and Chronicles, which led to their debarring from the Court. It was this expulsion that fuelled their dislike of the fellowship and led to the pact to bring it down.

"We will change the way Scrutiny Operates" I have already mentioned the fact that ALL policy decisions already go through the various scrutiny committees for development and approval prior to going the Fellowship. The Shire has been recognised across Middle Earth by many other tribal leaders as having an open and inclusive way of operating it's legislature. Elves have been detailed to travel to many Kingdoms spreading good practice and sharing the art of re-building crumbling Kingdoms. This the Elves have mastered. This tablet again misleads villagers into thinking that the ancient law of majority rule can be overturned! At the battle of the 3rd there will be a victor. If the Orc's were to recapture the Shire the Dark Forces would have superior numbers on every committee. This is the ancient law of Political Balance. A pledge to scrap the Balance is undeliverable as this law comes from a much greater power than that possessed by Sauron and all his forces combined. (Unless he is thinking of standing as an MP and then becoming Prime Minister Sauron?!) Even if the Orcs were to return dismantle the fellowship and return to the ancient "talking shop" way of governance then, there would still have to be Political Balance and by default one Army with a majority.

For many days the Elves and Hobbits have spent many hours with Village elders explaining the failings of the Orc Policies. Those exposed to the dark Forces mind tricks have been cured by the Elves home visits, none have suffered long term mind damage. (Oh, sorry, I believe there was a chap in Edoras that couldn't be cured?)

With just 12 days left until the final clash the webmaster will keep a constant vigil on events to ensure that the Villagers of the Shire are protected from Saurons mind spells. The Elves are also out in force in pursuit of Gollum and his sneaks, there are rumours of sightings across the Shire yet to date Rhohirrim Cavalry have been unable to locate the treacherous band, even my constant trawl through the local chronicles have failed to discover Gollums whereabouts.

As the Elves now start to move into Mordor the closing chapters of the Elves Diary are sure to record events as they unfold.


NB: for readers information the Ringwraiths/Witches Coven (also I believe known as the "Witches of Elswick" in inner circles!) are: Cllrs Oades, Nulty, Speak, Chew, Pagett, Silverwood & Mackenzie. Here is a rare photo captured at their last group meeting.